It is almost time, Witches! Just fifteen more days until Halloween is here. How are you planning to spend this wicked Holiday? I’m thinking about staying at home, watching “Hocus Pocus” -the best Halloween movie ever-, eating store-bought Pumpkin Pie (because I’m too lazy to cook it) and handing out candy to trick-or-treaters. Maybe I’ll even end up tricking someone myself!
No plans yet? Do not despair! You can too celebrate this Halloween the Sanderson’s way. Whether you are a witch or a wizard, a cat or a virgin, live by these 13 memorable quotes and you too can make this Hollows Eve the best one ever.
1. Oh look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!
Start your day with a sense of dread. Ugh, the sun…who even needs it? Better to stay in bed a little while longer. After all, Halloween doesn’t start until darkness has arrived, and you’ll need to be fresh and full of energy by then.
2. I am beautiful! Boys will love me!
This Halloween remind yourself just how beautiful you are! Dress up in something that makes you feel special and allow yourself some nice boost of confidence. I mean, just look at Sarah’s super-high self-esteem! We should all take cue on her and learn to love ourselves a little bit more.
3. I am calm!!!
Keep your chill and enjoy a great time. I know Halloween can be hectic -even if you’re just planning on staying at home- but remind yourself to stay calm. Nobody wants an angry witch all stressed up over her broom, right? Looking at you, Winifred.
4. Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?
Or, in other words, stop being a Halloween snob and have some fun! Who cares if you’re a late-20-something, with a cat and a husband, who plans on dressing up as her favorite Disney princess and eat candy until developing a stomachache? Reconnect with your inner child and enjoy this Halloween to your hearts content.
5. Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!
Too tired to leave the house but still want to dress up? Make the party at home with your partner and yourself as the only guests. And since it is Halloween you don’t even have to play nice *wink wink*.
6. It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.
Spooky things are doomed to happen during this wicked night, but I am sure if you keep repeating this quote out loud nothing bad will happen. Right? I mean…worst case scenario you turn up resuscitating three wicked witches that will try to destroy your town…
7. I suggest we form a calming circle.
Maybe it’s not you who is having trouble staying calm. Maybe is your sister who is having a melt-down over a bunch of hocus pocus (see what I did there?). Keep your calm and suggest she calm herself too. And if she is rude, never mind, some sisters are just too wicked!
8. I smell children!
Remember when you were a kid and trick-or-treating was the best part of Halloween? Well, this year, why not be you who shares the joy to all those little kids? Buy a big bag of candies, place them on a big bowl (bonus points if it’s a spooky one!) and don’t forget to decorate your front porch so children will know to knock on your house. Plus, you can eat all the left-over candies too!
9. I put a spell on you and now your mine.
Finally, don’t forget to make time to watch “Hocus Pocus”! Pop some popcorn, make yourself comfortable, sing along the Sanderson sisters and let Winifred, Sarah and Mary bewitch you!